Mar
9
The Unofficial Strasburg on MASN & MASN HD Drinking Game
1 drink if Bobby Sunshine:
says “young man”
says “beautiful day”
says “youngster”
says “good head on his shoulders”
says “See. You. Later.”
complains about Strasburg’s draft bonus
complains that Strasburg has never pitched a big-league inning
Drain glass if Bobby Sunshine:
says “jamjob,” “jam sandwich,” or some other jam variant
says “How far it this one going to go?” & ball is not HR
makes fun of stats
1 drink if Kenny Powers:
says “Niiiiiiiiiiiiice”
says “trust his stuff”
says “smackem yackem”
pines for the X-Mo camera
says “lunch”
tries to break down a batter’s swing
Drain glass if Kenny Powers:
emits a Paciorek-like subhuman wail when things go the Nats’ way
rides the officials for the Nats not getting calls
denigrates bloggers or people on Twitter
